Lavender Blonde

because what a strange girl she is

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Fic: now climb my sugar walls (AU, bp!Kurt, 5/?)

Title: now climb my sugar walls

Author: lealpotter

Rating:
 
NC-17

Warning: bp!Kurt, threesome, AU

Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dave/Kurt/Sebastian

Word Count: 1303

SummaryDave and Sebastian are cold-blooded executives working for the same company. They also happen to be best friends with benefits - and roommates, since none of them has the heart to move out on his own. After a very successful merger with a once big-shot company, they are invited to a select after-merger celebration. They had never expected the virginal, angelic looking eighteen year old with the out-worldly blue eyes to be part of their promised entertainment for the night. AU.

Previous Chapters:

1 - When You Rock
2 - Then You’ve Got’em
3 - Make A Drop
4 - Make You Scream



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Dave eyed the boy sheepishly, his fingertips itching to reach out and wipe away the remnants of tears on that fucking unearthly face. But he was cringing visibly under Dave’s gaze, pulling his legs up onto the bed and clutching at his knees in a white-knuckled grip. Sebastian tutted at this reprovingly and sat down behind the boy, his hands settling on the surprisingly broad but still somehow frail-looking shoulders. His fingers worked gently at the tension there, and the boy uncoiled into his touch, melting back into Sebastian’s body. Dave wanted to warn him, yell out a reminder of those tear tracks still fresh and stinging on the boy’s face.


As if struck-dumb, he could only watch the train wreck.

“That’s it, beautiful, easy now. We’re all here to have fun, right?” The boy tensed slightly under his hands, giving Dave a sideways look. Sebastian laughed, but there was an edge to it. His fingers dug in deeper, forcing a soft whine out of the boy. “Now, see, Davey’s a really good friend of mine. And it so happens that he’s taken quite a shine to you. You should have seen him watching you on that stage. I’ll swear there must have been quite the puddle of drool on that table after we left. Not to talk about… other fluids,” he purred into the boy’s ear, making him shiver despite the disgust he obviously still felt for David.

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Kurt:
i didn't get in.
Me:
what
Tumblr:
what.
internet:
what
world:
what
obama:
what
rick santorum:
what

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FACT:

cornflakesareglutenfree:

tae-la-la:

In 10 years Kurt will visit David’s office before they leave together to take their son to his first game.  David will get up from his desk buzzing with excitement to scoop the little boy up into his arms and give his husband (legally) a kiss.  David will whisper, “I’m so happy right now,” and Kurt will smugly respond “I told you so.”

Sounds legit. 

I just read (legally) in kurt’s high pitch sing song.

(via karomeled)

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FACT:

cornflakesareglutenfree:

tae-la-la:

In 10 years Kurt will visit David’s office before they leave together to take their son to his first game.  David will get up from his desk buzzing with excitement to scoop the little boy up into his arms and give his husband (legally) a kiss.  David will whisper, “I’m so happy right now,” and Kurt will smugly respond “I told you so.”

Sounds legit. 

I just read (legally) in kurt’s high pitch sing song.

(via karomeled)

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gleetroll:

IDGI because Kurt gets into NYADA and then Blaine goes to California for the summer and then Kurt’s request for financial aid gets declined and he has to find a way to pay $9,285.63 before the 10th of September…

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

dorydafish:

Max Adler singing “Theme from New York, New York”

I know it’s going around tumblr already, but I’m reuploading in case it gets pulled off of YouTube!

[mp3]

Remember last year when this happened and we thought even RIB wouldn’t be stupid enough as not to let Max sing in Season 3?? ;_____________________;

(Source: mr-max-adler)

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So listen up, kids.

In this week’s incredibly moving and inspiring Glee episode we learn that no matter how hard you work for something, no matter how talented you are, no matter HOW YOU REALLY TOTALLY FUCKING ACED THAT DECISIVE AUDITION, you can’t ever get what you want.

Unless you’re Rachel Berry, I guess. 

And specially if you’re Kurt Hummel.

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